Popular Undercovers Quotes
I will always defend your French Toasts. That's what husbands do.
Steven
Bingo! Ernesto Santos. His first name isn't actually Bingo, just Ernesto.
Hoyt
Steven: Are you kidding me with that?
Hoyt: What, the PJs? Feels like I'm totally naked. This thing is 96% silk.
Steven: And 4% Lady Gaga
Ok, what the hell was that? Who are you, Catwoman?
Steven
Steven: Look at this new tranquilizer gun. Invisible laser sight. You use glasses. You can see, but there's no red dot.
Samantha: Is it 4G?
Samantha: You're hot.
Hoyt: Wow.
Samantha: What do you see?
Hoyt: No, it's just not often I hear those words from a woman. I kinda wanna enjoy it for a second.
Shaw: I might as well take out a full page ad in the International Herald saying 'Carlton Shaw, Career Spy: Kill me now.'
You could just ignore the issue. God knows it worked like a charm for my marriage. All three of them.
Shaw
Samantha: You know the goal of going undercover is being inconspicuous.
Leo: That's why I went balls out. No one questions the boss, guys. Also, you can't spell 'inconspicuous' without 'conspicuous.'
Stop saying matey. You're supposed to be Irish, not a pirate.
Steven
Feel like getting a disgusting drink in a dirty IRA criminal bar?
Steven
Hoyt: How do you wanna crack her? I'm naturally more of a bad cop because my mom was so mean to me, but I can play good cop too.
Leo: How about 'good-bye cop?'
