Popular Undercovers Quotes
I was probably like five years old when I realized clowns are as scared of us as we are of them.
Hoyt
Don't worry, we're not gonna shoot you. She's bluffing. I think.
Hoyt
Steven: Smart is the new sexy.
Hoyt: Trust me it's not. Chem Engineering/Poly Sci double major and technically, I'm still a virgin.
Hoyt: Sir, with all due respect, Steven Bloom, while his career was tragically shortened by a combination of marriage and catering, is a legend. I'm talking cartoon, in '02. That is superhero stuff. The Koslowski defection? How can you be in 6 places at the same time?
Shaw: Hoyle, how would you like to spend the rest of your service as a cipher clerk in Botswana?
Hoyt: It's Hoyt actually, but nope. I'm all set.
Samantha: I thought you checked out the French.
Hoyt: I did. I checked them out like library book.
It's like time stood still and so did your ass.
Jennifer
All I have to do is convince the next president of Peru which one of his enemies would want to assassinate him. Simple.
Samantha
Sam: Do you think Brazilian women are the hottest women on the planet? I read that in Esquire."
Steven: You don't think I'm really gonna answer that do you?
Steven:"Nice job taking care of that, Hoyt.
Hoyt: That means a lot coming from you sir. So maybe if you could say it again into my cell phone for a keepsake, that'd be amazing. You know, we can do it later. I'll remember the phrasing.
Sam: Leo you cut it kinda close there.
Leo: I had to pee.
Leo: Edna? That's the best name you could come up with?
Hoyt: I had a babysitter named Edna once. She smelled like lilacs dipped in honey.
