Chris: Oh my god I'm so hung over.
Reagan: You know whose not hung over? That baby!

You do not want wicked hot sting ring so please dump your cleanse immediately.


At a certain age a woman has to choose between her ass and her face.


Are we dead?


Let's see what we've got here. This is a, oh classic venison stock! Oh my god babies love this!


God your beats are so tight after three Jager Bombs.


Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.


Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?

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