Chris: Oh my god I'm so hung over.
Reagan: You know whose not hung over? That baby!

You do not want wicked hot sting ring so please dump your cleanse immediately.

Reagan

At a certain age a woman has to choose between her ass and her face.

Ava

Are we dead?

Chris

Let's see what we've got here. This is a, oh classic venison stock! Oh my god babies love this!

Chris

God your beats are so tight after three Jager Bombs.

Chris

Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.

Chris

Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?

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Up All Night Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Who knows, maybe I'll get the old Nordic Track out.

Chris

Reagan: Stop saying baby in there, like there's a baby hiding in the closet with a knife or something.
Chris: Why are we whispering?

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