Up All Night Season 1 Quotes
Inside this gnarled Yoda body is a Peter Pan!
Chris
Our bodies can't do what they used to be able to do. Yours can't play hockey with twenty-two year olds, mine can't laugh really hard without peeing a little.
Reagan
You know you love them so much and then your love just turns to worry.
Ava
I am the mama bear. I am the Caroline Manzo of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Reagan
You're not exactly twenty five anymore...you pulled a muscle taking off your shirt last night.
Reagan
Of course, no one should have to fire a lover. I mean think how frought it was for Governor Schwarzenegger to fire that handsome maid.
Ava
Hi, I'm Ava I just had sex with a Leprechaun under my dress.
Chris
Mary Tyler Moore, she was foxy for a white woman.
Ava's Dad
If they could do the math, they wouldn't be watching TV in the middle of the day.
Ava
Your stories are so urban, I always thought you were black.
Missy [to Ava's dad]
Chris: You groped me.
Ava: Of course I did and it's totally legal now that I'm your boss.
Sharon for the last time, this is my parking spot you limey old rooster head.
Ava [to Sharon Osbourne]
