Up All Night Season 1 Quotes
You know what? The camera loves him and so will the rest of America.
Ava [about Chris]
Pill problem, pill problem, pill problem, mystery STD.
Ava
Let me guess, you're having a baby with Yvonne and you'll name it 'work.'
Chris
You should just poke a hole in the condom. I learned that one from my little pal. Oh, no I didn't, cause she sucks!
Ava
That, as we say in the Hundred and First Airborne, is a bit of a ball knocker.
Luke
You remind her of that smell and the tiny socks?
Chris's Teammate
Jamie: I hate school.
Ava: How many teachers are you sleeping with?
Reagan: How's my breath?
Ava: I give it a B, it could be better.
Reagan: If the first James Bond and the last James Bond had a baby, it would be you.
Chris: I feel like you're just saying that cause I said it in the car.
Oh God Christopher, I don't want to see how the sausage is made!
Ava
Guys I own three pairs of Crocs and wear a Life Is Good tee shirt.
Chris
My ex Kevin, I wear his deodorant brand so I can remember his smell.
Ava
