Fuck me in the ass. She's running for president?

Selina

Mint! It implies freshness, trust, traditional values.

Jonah

Selina: We have two catch-22 situations simultaneously. Is there even a name for that?
Gary: How about a catch-44?

Tell her I'm canceling the lunch with Catherine that was supposed to prove there's nothing more important than Catherine because something more important than Catherine has come up.

Selina

Senator Doyle just arrived and he has a face like he's been stabbed in the groin.

Sue

You know, I can see right through your shirt. Is it designed that way?

Jonah

Hey, Sweatpants! You can't just walk out. This isn't a Terrance Malick movie! Sit.

Amy

Ok. Leon. I'm still. I'm not sure about this part where it says I want to be president for ALL Americans. I mean, do I? ALL Americans?

Selina

Oh, and take out the stuff about immigration. I feel like it's a little too "issuey."

Selina

If Muhammad Atta had you people booking his travel, he'd still be alive today which for HIM would be a major fuckup.

Selina

Veep Quotes

Mint! It implies freshness, trust, traditional values.

Jonah

Selina: I could move more air my farting.
Gary: I'm sure you could, ma'am.