Ma'am, you need to kill the dog. Not literally, but if it comes to that, then yeah. You gotta kill that dog.

Jonah

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Hey, Sweatpants! You can't just walk out. This isn't a Terrance Malick movie! Sit.

Amy

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Ok. Leon. I'm still. I'm not sure about this part where it says I want to be president for ALL Americans. I mean, do I? ALL Americans?

Selina

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Oh, and take out the stuff about immigration. I feel like it's a little too "issuey."

Selina

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If Muhammad Atta had you people booking his travel, he'd still be alive today which for HIM would be a major fuckup.

Selina

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Two wheelchair guys behind him? What? We didn't get the point after the first wheelchair guy?

Selina

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Did you guys know I got married? Who wants to meet my brand new, smokin' hot wife?

Jonah

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Goddammit! What is Mike doin' in here, and why does he have a good idea now that he doesn't work for us?

Selina

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Selina: Fire 'im.
Ben: He's deader than democracy ma'm.

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Why do I have to tell people why I want to be president? I mean, I don't wanna hear about their jobs.

Selina

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But if you want to go dutch, or whatever, on the abortion, just hit me up on Venmo. Oh, you know what? Make it public, OK? It shows I'm a gentleman.

Dan

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Selina: Wow. This place has feminine symbolism spurtin' out of its dickhole.
Dan: Let's just hope it's the Columbia and not the Challenger.
Ben: Both exploded killing everyone on board.

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