Veep
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I split the bill on all my dates. Why would I pay for a girl to get fatter?
Jonah
Tom: I love you.
Selina: I love you, too, Tom. Go fuck yourself.
Tom: Selina, I mean it. You're in my head all the time. You always have been, and you always will be. I love you.
Kent: She's having a textbook aneurysm.
Gary: She looks like a goddess.
Gary: How about a hot soak with a Laura Mercier bath bomb.
Selina: Is it going to explode between my legs and make me cum until I cry?
Gary: I think it's peppermint.
It would reassure the people that look like him that, uh, the country wouldn't be ruined by people who look like her.
Kent
Selina: And Mike works with the internet now, right? Tell him we got a big scoop.
Ben: Texting him now.
Kent: I saw him at the sundae bar earlier struggling with the sprinkle dispenser.
What? How dare that smoothe shit sack cheat on his wife and risk his political future with someone who is not me?!
Selina
Reporter: Thousands of women have joined #NotMe and said they have never dated you and never will.
Jonah: OK, thousands of UNATTRACTIVE women.
OK. Well, I guess I need to go and congratulate him now. I'm going to choke him with that giant cock of his, see how HE likes it.
Selina
Fuck me in the ass. She's running for president?
Selina
