Selina: A Rubix Cube is not impossible to finish.
Gary: I saw a Chinese kid do one in like 10 seconds.
Selina: 10 seconds, Mike.

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• Added: May 03, 2012

Tell her I'm canceling the lunch with Catherine that was supposed to prove there's nothing more important than Catherine because something more important than Catherine has come up.

Selina

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• Added: May 03, 2012

Selina: We have two catch-22 situations simultaneously. Is there even a name for that?
Gary: How about a catch-44?

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• Added: May 03, 2012

Gary: FYI, the President is not calling.
Selina: FYI, Gary, no shit.

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• Added: May 03, 2012

I'm eating everyone's shit. I'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this.

Mike

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• Added: May 03, 2012

Wazzzup, as they say in the late 90s.

Jonah

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• Added: May 03, 2012

Gary: I've selected a few candidates. Or should I say canine-didates.
Selina: No, you shouldn't say that.

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• Added: May 03, 2012

Gary: Every single thing you say to me is emasculating. Do you realize that?
Dan: Yes.

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• Added: April 29, 2012

Mint! It implies freshness, trust, traditional values.

Jonah

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• Added: April 29, 2012

Selina: I could move more air my farting.
Gary: I'm sure you could, ma'am.

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• Added: April 29, 2012