Venture Brothers "Midlife Chrysalis" Quotes
Dean: Question #1: You're in Prague, a snipers in the window above you, there's an alligator behind you, and a grizzly bear in front of you, what do you do? Do you...
Brock: Back somersault, pry off the alligator's jaw, use it as a boomerang to take out the sniper. He falls out the window, the grizzly will go straight for the easier meal
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dr. Venture: My good looks are going down the toilet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dr. Venture: Oh you're back! You didn't miss much. Oh one of [the strippers] was dressed like a cheerleader and said she was 19, but she had a Cesarean scar and her face had more lines on it than a mirror at Studio 54
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dr. Venture: Great - when Marrakesh is overwhelmed by mutant lizard people, don't come crying to me
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: Brock your training starts now! [gives Brock a glass of raw eggs] When I'm through with you you're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!
Dean: Looks more like he's gonna eat eggs and crap....eggs
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Brock: Hank, seriously - when I get my license back I'm allowed to kill you
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dr. Venture: Apparently this is the reward I get for years of screwing with super-science. In short, I pissed in God's eye... and he blinked
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dr. Venture: I will remember these last few days with you as the happiest of my life... well, except for the caterpillar part, I mean
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
O.S.I. Instructor: Well, let's see here, Mr. Samson. On the driving portion, you totalled every car but the one you were driving; on the pistol range, you refused to use a gun. And, uh, oh. Hah! Yeah, here's my favorite: on the written, you drew a little guy with wings from the Led Zeppelin records.
Brock: Icarus. So uh... what are you trying to tell me here, little man? That you don't like Zep?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9
