Tuesdays
Veronica-mars

Troy Vandegraff: Flat?
Veronica Mars: Just as God made me.

Let's not forget Logan Echolls. His dad makes twenty million a picture. You probably own his action figure. Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours.

Logan: Hey, Veronica Mars... Do you know what your little joke cost me?
Veronica Mars: Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.
Logan: Wrong answer. Would you care to guess again?
Veronica Mars: Clearly your sense of humor.
Logan: Nope. You're usually so good at pop quizzes. No, the correct answer is my car. That's right. My Daddy took my T-Bird away. And you know what I won't be having. Fun, fun, fun.

Well, if it isn’t Smokey the Barely Legal.

Fireman [to Veronica]

Say what you want about real cheese. I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff.

Keith Mars

Keith Mars: Who's your daddy?
Veronica Mars: I hate it when you say that.

Quite a reputation I've got, huh? You wanna know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

That might play with the masses, but underneath that angry young woman shell, there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

Wallace Fennel

Veronica Mars: I used to think I knew what tore our family apart. Now I'm sure I don't. But I promise this: I will find out what really happened, and I will bring this family back together again. I'm sorry, is that mushy? Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she's a marshmallow.

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