Veronica Mars

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Veronica mars

Troy Vandegraff: Flat?
Veronica Mars: Just as God made me.

Let's not forget Logan Echolls. His dad makes twenty million a picture. You probably own his action figure. Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours.

Logan: Hey, Veronica Mars... Do you know what your little joke cost me?
Veronica Mars: Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.
Logan: Wrong answer. Would you care to guess again?
Veronica Mars: Clearly your sense of humor.
Logan: Nope. You're usually so good at pop quizzes. No, the correct answer is my car. That's right. My Daddy took my T-Bird away. And you know what I won't be having. Fun, fun, fun.

Well, if it isn’t Smokey the Barely Legal.

Fireman [to Veronica]

Say what you want about real cheese. I am a fan of the orange powder packet stuff.

Keith Mars

Keith Mars: Who's your daddy?
Veronica Mars: I hate it when you say that.

Quite a reputation I've got, huh? You wanna know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

That might play with the masses, but underneath that angry young woman shell, there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

Wallace Fennel

Veronica Mars: I used to think I knew what tore our family apart. Now I'm sure I don't. But I promise this: I will find out what really happened, and I will bring this family back together again. I'm sorry, is that mushy? Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she's a marshmallow.

Veronica Mars: God, Lilly, I see the Prozac's working.
Lilly Kane: High on life, Veronica Mars. I've got a secret. A good one.

Duncan Kane: Wait, wait, wait. Guys. Check it out, guys. Six guys. Bleachers. Jump in when you're feeling this, okay?
[singing]
Duncan Kane: '... Summer lovin', had me a blast... '

Keith: How was your date?
Veronica: Aah, you know. Lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
Keith: That's not funny.
Veronica: I don't know. I'm pretty sure it was...

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Veronica Mars Quotes

Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

Wallace

This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune, California, a town without a middle class. If you’re in the second group, you get a job; fast food, movie theatres, mini-marts. Or you could be me. My after-school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

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