Pete: (wrestling with H.G. Wells) I would hate to have to hit a sweet old Victorian woman.
Myka: I on the other hand, have no problem shooting one (pointing gun at H.G. Wells).

Artie: Claudia, go easy we have all been through a lot
Claudia: Worst case of identity theft ever!

Leena: Now that is something I never expected to see.
Pete: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she must have found an artifact that makes her act like a girl.
Myka: mmmuaahh (makes face).

Artie: What?!
Pete: Cranky is kind of your natural state of being isn't it?
Artie: What Pleeeease?!

Myka: Who was that masked man?
Pete: That was no man, that was a superhero.

Hello square one, we meet again

Pete

God! Don't superheroes ever use stairs?

Myka

Myka: So, do you think this feels more like home now?
Pete: Nah, it's better.

Pete: What happened?
Claudia: A gladiator just kicked your ass.

Myka: Are you hit?
Pete: No, but I think my underwear is shot.

Myka: What happens in Doctor Doomsday?
Pete: Oh it's a really fun movie where he plays a mad scientist who blows up a whole town.
Myka: Probably less fun if you know... We all die.

I'd like to think of it as America's attic.

Artie