Warehouse 13

Warehouse 13 "The New Guy" Quotes

Pete: Ugh, if I give that Bellman any more money he's gonna have to claim me on my tax return.
 • Rating: Unrated

Artie: Turn it on, turn it on Claudia!
Claudia: Do you think griping at me will enhance my speed?
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Pete: Come on Myka, look if I had quit and left you there and you were looking at an artifact for football or porn I would help you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once and had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Frederick.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Artie, this guy has no sense of humor. He doesn't laugh at the jokes.
Artie: Your jokes Pete?
Pete: Yes.
Artie: Give that a little more thought.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: Welcome to Warehouse 13!
[Camera zooms out momentarily showing some of the warehouse then zooms back in]
Artie: Okay that's all we have time for! Now we have work to do!
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: Yes, it's all true Dorothy. Agent Claudia Donovan, here new guy gets to fix the fish.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: You know, it feels a little like my old dog just got sent to the farm and you guys are already shoving a new puppy down my throat.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: Hey Pete, that girl is really grateful to you.
Pete: Uh Huh
Claudia: And cold really, really cold. We could see how cold she was.
Pete: I gave her my jacket.
 • Rating: Unrated

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