Jesus Christ. It's like I have to do everything myself.

Nancy

Andy: This is tasty.
Silas: It's leftover from Seattle. I just added a little cinnamon for flavor.
Andy: Sometimes I think you're the son I never had.
Silas: Thanks.
Andy: I'm serious. I feel a special kinship.
Silas: Cause we're related.
Andy: I'm talking spiritual kinship.

Outlaws don't refer to themselves as outlaws. Just an FYI.

Nancy

I'm Ted Wilson now, very responsible.

Doug

I'm good with babies. They see me as a kindred spirit slash taller version of themselves. Go be free.

Doug

I win sh*t all the time. It's in the bag.

Andy

Silas: Shane, get over yourself. No one cares.
Shane: You're just jealous.
Silas: Of what?
Shane: That mom likes me more now.

I am here because I don't want my kid to miss out on his entire f*cking childhood. It's just fun.

Nancy

That was Judas thing, rollercoaster's.

Andy

I'm the guru of off the grid.

Andy

Andy: Say it.
Nancy: Seattle was a bust.

Weeds Season 6 Episode 7 Quotes

I'm the guru of off the grid.

Andy

Andy: Say it.
Nancy: Seattle was a bust.