Neal: Do you have a radius?
Peter: I have a badge.

The best cons come from a place of truth.

Neal

Peter: Can you...
Neal: Help Diana track down the family.
Peter: Mind reader.

I have been waiting for a TLC joke and that was a bad one.

Neal

They are expecting a team out on that stage. And since you're such a damn good con man, that's exactly what we're going to give them.

Peter

I'll admit that I have done alot of things that I am not proud of...wait, that's not true, I am proud of most things I do.

Neal

Plans have a way of going awry.

Neal

But I'm a criminal.

Neal

Neal: Must be nice having someone who believes in you.
Peter: Never gave him a reason not to.

I love your alleged work - I am a big fan.

Neal

You think they're listening and then they do the exact opposite of what you say...

Peter

Peter: Do you remember what you said to me when I first accused you of stealing the art?
Neal: Prove it.
Peter: Be careful what you wish for.

White Collar Quotes

Mozzie: It's worse, I'm in the system.
Neal: Not quite.
Mozzie: Ivan Bliminse? The invisible man? That's appropriate.

But I'm a criminal.

Neal