Neal: Must be nice having someone who believes in you.
Peter: Never gave him a reason not to.

I love your alleged work - I am a big fan.


Whether there's an anklet or not, come Monday morning I'm gonna be stepping off that elevator on the 21st floor to go to work.


You're starting to sound like a law man.

Keller [to Neal]

It's perfect - even the coffee is freaking perfect!


Telling the whole truth isn't your cup of tea?


Neal: You're the only one.
Peter: The only one what?
Neal: The only person in my life that I trust.

You can never trust anyone who spells with dollar signs in their license plates.


Don't ask me, I've been in a cell, shot and tethered to a dash board.


Neal: You need to hit rock bottom before you can change
Peter: When did you hit rock bottom
Neal: Never said I did...

We're not reading the same book. We're not even in the same library.


Mozzie: Get a room!
Sara: We are in a room
Neal: My room!
Mozzie: That was cold!