Neal: There's nothing wrong with enjoying the good things in life Peter.
Peter: (looking around at the FBI confiscation room) But, then why does all the stuff end up here?

Neal: 64 and counting -
Peter: Why is it that when Neal Caffery throws a party 64 models show up?
Neal: No wait 65 - what? They were twins!

Neal: I thought you were a model -
FBI Lady: And I thought you were one of the smart ones.

(Looking at the scantily-clad FBI agent) So where do you keep your gun?

Neal

No Peter, menacing - you look like a person whose kid just struck out.

Neal

Sex games gone wrong? (Referring to the murder of Dmitri)

Neal

I'm really glad you got into the White Collar crimes where nothing crazy happens.

Elizabeth

I prefer my miracles with smiting and might.

Peter

Neal: Oh ye of little faith..
Peter: You've been waiting to use that one.
Neal: Oh since lunch.

We may be sitting on the edge of a mob war.

Peter

A woman? A regular Cindiana Jones?

Peter

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.