Never let them see you sweat.

Alicia

I've always believed that the best way to hide something is in plain site.

Patrick Aimes

Criminal: Looks like we have a stand-off.
FBI agent: No we don't - shoot him (Neal) and I'll get you on murder too.

Oddly Bi-polar - I'd rather have some oysters.

Mozzie

Peter: Have you ever met a woman -
Neal: Brittney - Brittney Nicole - Seventh grade...what? I had a gap in my teeth.

Let's get wired.

Neal

Monogamy is the great tragedy of beauty.

Criminal

Things always this interesting when you are around?

Peter

What, hookers?

Peter

Wow honey, I am impressed - I can't believe you got in there (the nightclub).

Elizabeth

Neal: Washington's love letters?
Mozzie: Seriously, I don't know why you stole those in the first place.

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.