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You think they're listening and then they do the exact opposite of what you say...


We got your keester off the hook. Don't be holding out on us now, kid.


Never say you're sorry unless you're running a con.

Neal [to Scott]

Elizabeth: I saw you scored high on Angry Birds today.
Peter: She knows you're here.
Neal: Someone has to stand up to the green pigs.

A good smile works just as well, plus you never have to worry that your mustache is on straight.


Neal: You need to hit rock bottom before you can change
Peter: When did you hit rock bottom
Neal: Never said I did...

I think we're looking at the next Neal Caffrey...

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