White Collar

White Collar Quotes (Page 5)

Season 3 Episode 5: "Veiled Threat"

Peter: I can't believe you did this.
Neal: You're welcome.
Peter: That' s not what I meant.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mozzie: Dearly beloved, we are here to witness the union of Suit...and Mrs. Suit...again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sara: Best. Date. Ever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sara: Any guy can make girl dinner. Only you can paint a picture of a black widow through a hidden window.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Neal: Nothing says...
Peter: Polygamy?
Neal: Like dinner plans...
 • Rating: Unrated

Diana: Do you cook like this for Sara? Insurance investigator Barbie would be thoroughly impressed.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Peter: I'll have an arrest warrant before dessert.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: I'm holding poop.
Elizabeth: And you look damn sexy doing it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Neal: Are you scared to tell Elizabeth?
Peter: Terrified.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 4: "Dentist of Detroit"

Peter: Are they really having a quote-off?
Neal: You bet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Diana: Mozzie pulled a Ferris Bueller.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mozzie: Good luck, melon me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Neal [to Peter]: What do you say Newman? Ready to con the mob out of half a million?
Peter: Lead the way, kid.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter [to Mozzie]: You are a living conspiracy theory.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mozzie: The Dentist was the scariest thing I could think of, and it worked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Neal: You were twelve when you stole $500,000 from the Detroit mob?
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter [to Neal]: That's why we pay you the big bucks....if we paid you...
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: What are you doing?
Mozzie: Just being oppressed by the man, the usual.
 • Rating: Unrated

Neal: Are you actively trying to die?!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mozzie: I am the Dentist of Detroit.
 • Rating: Unrated

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