White Collar

White Collar Quotes (Page 5)

Episode 4: "Dentist of Detroit"

Peter [to Mozzie]: You are a living conspiracy theory.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mozzie: The Dentist was the scariest thing I could think of, and it worked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Neal: You were twelve when you stole $500,000 from the Detroit mob?
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Peter [to Neal]: That's why we pay you the big bucks....if we paid you...
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Peter: What are you doing?
Mozzie: Just being oppressed by the man, the usual.
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Neal: Are you actively trying to die?!
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Mozzie: I am the Dentist of Detroit.
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Mozzie: I need as many buyers for my slight-of-hand-me-downs as I can get.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mozzie: I resent your misguided understanding of things you don't understand.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 3: "Deadline"

Helen: Who are you?!
Diana: FBI Agent Diana Barrigan. Damn right over qualified.
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Mozzie: Get a room!
Sara: We are in a room
Neal: My room!
Mozzie: That was cold!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Neal: Where's Diana's briefcase?
Mozzie: She took it back to the She-gal nest.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jones: I want you to plan my next birthday party.
Elizabeth: Do you want a moonbounce too?
Jones: No, I want to be a cowboy.
Elizabeth: Here you go.
Jones: Giddy up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Diana: I see why she gets so many death threats.
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Neal: And the glasses?
Peter: I use them to make a point.
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Neal: Helping find out who is trying to kill a public figure while Diana goes undercover to protect her.
Sara: So same old, same old?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Diana: What's with the hard sell?
Jones: Let's just say she puts the "hell" in Helen.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mozzie: Fooled, by Ms. Lady Suit.
Neal: No, Dr. Lady Suit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter [to Diana]: When they're out to get you, paranoia is only good thinking.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 2: "Where There's a Will"

Neal: The crime isn't the hard part, it's getting away with it. You never know how an investigation is going to go, what evidence you leave behind. Better get used to sleeping with one eye open.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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