Four years in prison and you're still a show-off.

Alex

Neal: You're the only one.
Peter: The only one what?
Neal: The only person in my life that I trust.

There are some dishes to be washed - Mr. Magic Hands.

Elizabeth

Peter: Hey there, you look thirsty.
Melissa: I would love a drink.

We may have a few slots available - you boys willing to get your hands dirty?

Melissa

Mozzie: A New Yorker that doesn't take the subway is a New Yorker you can't trust.
Neal: I don't take the subway.
Mozzie: Exactly.

Elizabeth: You want a bowl?
Neal: Thank you, Manners.

(to Elizabeth) You want us to break into a Federal Judge's office and steal a tape?!

Neal

Symbolically making you virtuous white.

Mozzie

Last time you were in a judge's chamber you jumped out of the window.

Elizabeth

Now, now I am pissed off.

Peter

My wife is inviting you to lunch - good thing is - I get to come too.

Peter

White Collar Season 1 Quotes

Burke: You look like a cartoon!
Caffrey: This is classic Rat Pack - this is Devore!
Burke: Oh, sorry, Dino.

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.