Wilfred "Compassion" Quotes
Ryan: Eat s**t! Eat s**t!
Wilfred: Again, your tone says insult, but what I'm hearing is a tempting offer.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ryan: You son of a bitch!
Wilfred: How is that an insult? I've never understood that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ryan: I'm not crazy.
Wilfred: Said the man to the dog.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: That's so...
Wilfred: Okay Jenna you just cut mum off in the middle of a story!
• Rating: Unrated
Catherine: Mrs. Newman is my slave name. You can call me Catherine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Catherine: Come join me my child.
Wilfred: I thought you'd never ask.
• Rating: Unrated
Wilfred: Do you know what this is?
Ryan: Let me guess, the length of my d**k?
Wilfred: No, it's the amount of compassion you've shown towards your mum...and the length of your d**k. They happened to be equal in this case. It doesn't happen often, but it's pretty cool when this s**t lines up. Like an eclipse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wilfred: For a guy who once tried to kill himself, you don't have a whole lot of compassion.
• Rating: Unrated
Wilfred: You know how creepy I find menopausal women.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Catherine: Indian Chief, woo woo woo woo. That was a little racist but it was fun.
Wilfred: How is that racist? Indians do that all the time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10