Wilfred

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Wilfred
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I have a government job. All I do is watch porn!

Jesse

Having fun, Ryan? Just another lazy Sunday watching porn with your lazy, rock hard neighbor.

Wilfred

Sometimes when I look at you, I can almost see a 10-foot tampon string hanging out of you.

Wilfred

Not like I was gonna buy her. Last time I had Indian, it gave me the shits for a week.

Wilfred

A bone? That's like giving a basketball to a black guy.

Wilfred
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Wilfred Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Not like I was gonna buy her. Last time I had Indian, it gave me the shits for a week.

Wilfred

A bone? That's like giving a basketball to a black guy.

Wilfred
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