Wilfred Season 1 Episode 13: "Identity" Quotes
I know why you're here now, to stop me from slipping down that slope. Please Wilfred, I need you to pull me back up.
Ryan
Now you'll know what to do if anything happens to me.
Wilfred
You're not me. You're a good person. And you're a person.
Wilfred
I hope you're proud of yourself Ryan. I'm gonna be up all night licking Jenna's tears. Do you know what all that sodium's gonna do to my blood pressure?
Wilfred
Mr. Patel: Do you like seeing dead, decaying animals where ever you go?
Wilfred: Holy shit! Is this India place real?
I don't know what you're up to Ryan, but I've got my nose and ears on you...and my eyes too, I guess, but frankly my vision's pretty shitty.
Wilfred
Jenna's not a meat-lover's pizza I can have delivered in 30 minutes or less. Hey! You know what sounds good right now? Chinese.
Wilfred
Come on Ryan! These are big existential questions, best left for boring Russian novelists and teenagers on acid. Real people don't think about this shit!
Wilfred
Wilfred: Ignorance is 9/10 of the law.
Ryan: That's possession.
Wilfred: She wasn't charged with possession Ryan. I thought you were a good lawyer.
After I'm gone I don't want you and Bear fighting over my shit...or any of my other stuff.
Wilfred
