Wilfred "Identity" Quotes
Ryan: I know why you're here now, to stop me from slipping down that slope. Please Wilfred, I need you to pull me back up.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Wilfred: Now you'll know what to do if anything happens to me.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Wilfred: You're not me. You're a good person. And you're a person.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wilfred: I hope you're proud of yourself Ryan. I'm gonna be up all night licking Jenna's tears. Do you know what all that sodium's gonna do to my blood pressure?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mr. Patel: Do you like seeing dead, decaying animals where ever you go?
Wilfred: Holy s**t! Is this India place real?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Wilfred: I don't know what you're up to Ryan, but I've got my nose and ears on you...and my eyes too, I guess, but frankly my vision's pretty s**tty.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Wilfred: Jenna's not a meat-lover's pizza I can have delivered in 30 minutes or less. Hey! You know what sounds good right now? Chinese.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wilfred: Come on Ryan! These are big existential questions, best left for boring Russian novelists and teenagers on acid. Real people don't think about this s**t!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Wilfred: Ignorance is 9/10 of the law.
Ryan: That's possession.
Wilfred: She wasn't charged with possession Ryan. I thought you were a good lawyer.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Wilfred: After I'm gone I don't want you and Bear fighting over my s**t...or any of my other stuff.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
