Wilfred

Wilfred "Now" Quotes

Ryan: Wilfred, you're my best friend. If you want your own dog house, we'll get you one. I just can't spend $9,000.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Warner's gonna join us whenever he feels like it. That's one of the things about being rich; you get to treat everybody else like s**t. I can't wait.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: There's darkness everywhere Ryan. You just can't see because the sun is such an attention whore.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Wilfred: Wipe that smirk off your face and listen to this Kant.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: Jesus, put down the bong and pick up a book.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: So when Jenna leaves the house and I can't see her anymore, she doesn't cease to exist, she's just somewhere else? No, no, no, no. That's just crazy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: Read a book or something.
Wilfred: A book? Yeah right. Maybe if it had pictures...that moved...and sound...and Matt Damon in it...and in the middle of the movie Matt Damon'd be like (makes gun noises)...now there's a book I'd like to read.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilfred: I've heard of trauma causing blindness, like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other masturbating.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: This is all your fault. How come every time I follow you somewhere I lose my wallet?
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilfred: You just put a footprint on the Mona Lisa. Did you see the swirl on that masterpiece? The form, the texture, the taper of pinch point? What do I bother? You don't know s**t.
 • Rating: Unrated

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