Wilfred Season 3 Episode 8: "Perspective" Quotes
I want to remind you to stay focused. Last time you got to the point where you were basically repeating the same sentence over and over, almost like a skipping record.
Doctor
Wilfred: Like your old belly-smacking bat?
Ryan: I've told you a thousand times. That's my wiffle ball bat.
Wilfred: Agree to disagree.
How was the therapy? I have so many questions about your childhood. I don't even know where to start. Like, what was on the floor of your dad's office? Cookie crumbs? Spaghetti sauce droplets?
Wilfred
I think we were meant to take a left after the Hootie and the Blowfish years.
Wilfred
Wilfred: Are you drawing on pubic hairs?
Ryan: I was a late bloomer.
And then when I was six, I developed an unhealthy obsession with this bird...until it flew away some five seconds later.
Wilfred
