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Wilfred

I want to remind you to stay focused. Last time you got to the point where you were basically repeating the same sentence over and over, almost like a skipping record.

Doctor

Wilfred: Like your old belly-smacking bat?
Ryan: I've told you a thousand times. That's my wiffle ball bat.
Wilfred: Agree to disagree.

How was the therapy? I have so many questions about your childhood. I don't even know where to start. Like, what was on the floor of your dad's office? Cookie crumbs? Spaghetti sauce droplets?

Wilfred

I think we were meant to take a left after the Hootie and the Blowfish years.

Wilfred

Wilfred: Are you drawing on pubic hairs?
Ryan: I was a late bloomer.

And then when I was six, I developed an unhealthy obsession with this bird...until it flew away some five seconds later.

Wilfred
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