Wilfred Season 3 Episode 13: "Regrets" Quotes
Your face is the saddle Jenna's been giddy-upping on?
Wilfred (to Ryan)
It's true. I do talk to Wilfred. He's the only one that's actually helping me.
Ryan
Wilfred: It's not gay. It's funny. It's edgy.
Ryan: Wilfred, you put your penis in my mouth while I was asleep. Then you took a picture of it and put it on a coffee mug.
Arturo wants Joffrey to spend more time with the Ramos family so he can learn Spanish. What's next, landscaping camp?
Kristen
Working for him was what made you get all "kill-yourself-y" in the first place.
Wilfred
There's a missing three minutes...just enough time for her to take a ride on some bank teller's moustache.
Wilfred
She is swamping for this homewrecker.
Wilfred
Look at her, acting all innocent like she isn't cheating on Drew with some tramp!
Wilfred
Thanks for the devagification.
Drew
