Wilfred "Resentment" Quotes
Jenna: That's just the pain killers talking.
Drew: No it's not, Jenna-ration X.
• Rating: Unrated
Wilfred: Yeah she pet you once. Who sleeps on the bed every night?
• Rating: Unrated
Wilfred: I just watched Jenna take it in the hands from every guy in the neighborhood.
• Rating: Unrated
Wilfred: How can I compete with a purebred?
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Ryan: Are you telling me you've never smelled another dog on Jenna's hands?
Wilfred: Well yeah but that's just from her pushing other dogs away.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ryan: I don't even wanna go to this wedding. Now I'm the co-ring bearer?
Wilfred: Yeahhhh, we need to talk about your title.
• Rating: Unrated
Drew: Do you ever wonder what it would be like if Wilfred could talk?
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Wilfred: Being happy is just like being gay. It's a choice, that's why they mean the same thing.
• Rating: 4.1 / 5.0
Drew: Hey, Ryyyyy - cironi, the San Francisco treat. Now in the new chicken.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9