Wilfred

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Wilfred
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Ryan: So, who won the rape fight?
Wilfred: Just drive, please.

The idea of watching you die seemed, I don't know, orgasmic?

Stinky (to Ryan)

Wilfred: You like to scream hateful shit at cuckoo birds too?
Stinky: Of course. They burst out of their homes and run off their mouths!
Wilfred: And then when shit's about to get real, they run back inside like the little pussies they are.

What happens if my old owner wants me back? I'd want me back. I mean, look at this shit.

Wilfred

Maybe I'm magical. Maybe you're crazy. The answers will come in good time.

Wilfred

The first step to me getting better is finally understanding that this isn't actually happening.

Ryan

The most logical explanation has been right in front my eyes this whole time...mental illness.

Ryan
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Wilfred Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

The first step to me getting better is finally understanding that this isn't actually happening.

Ryan

The most logical explanation has been right in front my eyes this whole time...mental illness.

Ryan