Wilfred Quotes
Kristen: He's a smart, handsome doctor. He's great with kids.
Ryan: Child molesters are great with kids.
You were right Ryan. God is a fake ass little bitch.
Why have you forsaken me God? I give my life in service of you, and you totally dick me over!
It was God, Ryan. And as God was carrying your flat screen tv out the back door, he looked at me as if to say, "Go my son. Smite these sinners. Wipe this present day Sodom and Gomorrah off the face of the earth!"
I love all God's creatures, even certain Jews.
When one walks with the Lord, Ryan, one's tail is always wagging.
Wilfred: It was Jesus!
Ryan: And Jesus stole my radio?
Wilfred: The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Holy shit. Marley and Me is a really sad movie. God, why was I laughing the whole time?
I'm pretty sure they were dead. I looked everywhere for them.
Here's me looking out the window at absolutely nothing. I did that for like four or five hours.
Ryan: So, who won the rape fight?
Wilfred: Just drive, please.
The idea of watching you die seemed, I don't know, orgasmic?
Stinky (to Ryan)
