Some people say that Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That's not t...

Some people say that Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That's not true - I love women. Every f*cking one of them, even the ugly as sh*t ones. But don't ask me to trust them. Not even nuns. Because every pair of t*ts comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can't fill.

Kenny Powers

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Character:
Kenny Powers
Episode:
Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3: "Chapter 3"
Show:
Eastbound & Down
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Eastbound & Down Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

So, besides getting shot in the back of the head do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school and no, I'm not making that up.

Kenny

Kenny: I need you to score me some juice.
Clegg: What do you mean? Like from the store.
Kenny: No, you idiot. Steroids!

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