Donald Glover Quotes
Evil Troy: I've been counting our bullets. One of us it out.
Troy: Is it you?
Evil Troy: Yes.
Troy: Why would you tell me that?
I passed all the classes, so now I just do yoga while the teachers write down my wisdoms.Troy
We're stranded here forever...and I've never seen Blue Man Group!...I did see Blue Man Group! I just didn't get it! Why can't they talk? They have so much in common!Troy
So was that girl an alien, or a toddler with a growing disease?Troy
I had to hitchhike home last night in a burrito truck. It's not as fun as it sounds.Troy
Kevin doesn't know about labor laws, or forty hour work weeks, or that that guy named him after his dog.Troy
Annie: Shirley! We were just-
Troy:-eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
Do we want [Abed] to freak out and have to rescue him from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?Troy
Annie: I lost Abed!
Troy: I told you to never let him out of your sight! That goes double for holidays and wax museums!
My uncle put his finger in my no-no!Troy
My uncle never put his finger in my plop-plop. I know, I'm bummed about it too.Troy
I'm auditioning for Professor Garrity's all-black production of "Fiddler on the Roof." It's called "Fiddlah, Please!"Troy