Favorite Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
I came in with a bang and I'm going out with a bang.
The staircase is really small and the bed is really wide. It's kind of like an analogy of Vinny's penis not fitting in my pinhole.
Every time I get really excited, like if we go to a club, I have to poop my pants. If we go to a party, I have to poop my pants, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop my pants.
I'm saving myself for cowboy.
If I want a beer, then I can have a beer. This isn't law school, it's a t-shirt shop.
I know that Deena wants to make out with Mike, but doesn't want to be too forward.
[Vinny's] like my big brother, I love him. But usually you don't have sex with your big brother.
If you're gonna hand me a bottle of SoCo, something just comes over me - I just go crazy!
Snooki: My first thought was: I don't wanna clean this up. My second thought was: I just f*%ked up dinner. My third thought was: What the f*%k am I gonna eat?!
He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.
[to JWoww] If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with Tampons.
I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds. She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you want to make out with me, just ask. I will say yes.
