Jersey Shore

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes

Snooki: Whiskey sex is the best. It's when a guy can't have sex for like five hours because he's so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Snooki: Our friendship is like a roller coaster, we hook up and then we yell at each other and then we don't talk to each other for a couple days.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I'm trying to be sexy, it's not working.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I can do the worm pretty good.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: The party get it all out freaking do everything that you can have sex with an old man and steal a plant and get arrested and then do whatever.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: If I could have Ron or Sam back next summer, I would want Ron. Don't tell her I said that.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Snooki: After I run for president, Deena is going to be vice-president. I would get $h!t done in this country. The economy would rise, everyone would be tan, and all the radios would play house music.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: We're in Seaside. Leave us alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: I look like a pale freak. I feel like Vinny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snooki: Whoever I have babies with has to be Italian. I want my kids last name to have a vowel on it... and be tanned, obviously.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

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