When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I f*%ked up ... story of my life.

My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy and live my life.

Friggin' duck phone!

He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes

Whiskey sex is the best. It's when a guy can't have sex for like five hours because he's so drunk. Or his penis is so drunk.

Snooki

Friggin' duck phone!

Snooki