When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I f*%ked up ... story of my life.

My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy and live my life.

Friggin' duck phone!

He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes

Snooki: This is the things I think I'm addicted to: Bronzer, boys and alcohol. I'm f*%ked up.

Friggin' duck phone!

Snooki