Favorite Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio Quotes
I was doin' mad work tonight bro! Mad work!
Ronnie
Somebody just grabbed my ass ... I think it was The Situation.
She just doesn't want to feel like a trash bag because she has a boyfriend and she kissed me with her tongue.
[on Snooki] Someone needs to teach her how to fight or duck.
The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.
How the hell did I wake up and my hair still done?
Grenade: I know I'm a grenade, but you guys are fine as hell.
Pauly D: This woman is not a grenade. This woman is an atomic bomb about to blow.
Vinny: I got juice all over me!
Pauly D: That's what she said.
I need somebody that knows how to take one for the team or entertain a grenade or even decipher the bomb if one comes.
Aww yeah, last cheer yeah!
We're probably gonna have to chill with them at least three times before anybody hooks up. They're nice girls ... they're not, like, whores.
There are some girls who are respectful, who you have to actually treat like girls, uh, human beings.
