I've seen drunk people before, but that was like bipolar or something ... I think that's a problem.

[to camera] Not cool. [to Angelina] C'mon, one more time, smack me. [she does] Get the f*%k away from me!

So I see Angelina up there dancing with girls, and it's not really surprising, but it's interesting.

I think what happened to Snookers brought us closer to Snookers, definitely, 'cuz now we kinda feel bad. She's a real person.

The truth will come out! It's gonna blow up in his face. He's like IFF!

Dude I got a f**kin' tanning bed in my place, that's how serious I am about bein' a Guido and living up to that lifestyle. My tagline is 'I'm Your Girl's Favorite DJ.' I want the girls to c** in their pants when they hear my music.

In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.

Pauly D: Uncle Nino is an O.G.: An original guido.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle. It's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel ... everything.

That air boat is serious, the propeller is huge... that'll work better than my hair dryer, maybe instead of 25 minutes to do my hair it will only take 10.

Vinny is gonna take the girl he's in love with. I'm gonna take the girl I'm in love with. You can come, too.

Youse are all f*%kin' nuts!!

Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio Quotes

You got to stay fresh. Fresh haircut. Fresh outfit. Fresh tan. Just fresh.

Pauly D

You have to stay fresh to death.

Pauly D