There are some girls who are respectful, who you have to actually treat like girls, uh, human beings.

We're probably gonna have to chill with them at least three times before anybody hooks up. They're nice girls ... they're not, like, whores.

[on Snooki] Someone needs to teach her how to fight or duck.

We stayed boys throughout this whole thing. This bond that we shared brings us together and no one can ever take that away from us, ever. Like, we take that with us for life, this bond ... That was deep.

Can't do nothin' in this weather. Can't tan, can't creep. Girls don't come out in this weather, they stay in the house.

I love single Ronnie.

Angelina rooming with me and Situation could be a good thing or a bad thing. I don't want the drama in Miami, but then again maybe there'll be a slow night, it's raining, we got no chicks — you never know what can happen.

Wasn't her boyfriend married in Jersey? Come on now.

My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off and go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150 miles an hour on the highway on a street bike. Doesn't move. What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?

Somebody just grabbed my ass ... I think it was The Situation.

I was doin' mad work tonight bro! Mad work!

Ronnie

You have to stay fresh to death.

Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio Quotes

You got to stay fresh. Fresh haircut. Fresh outfit. Fresh tan. Just fresh.

Pauly D

You have to stay fresh to death.

Pauly D