So I see Angelina up there dancing with girls, and it's not really surprising, but it's interesting.

[to camera] Not cool. [to Angelina] C'mon, one more time, smack me. [she does] Get the f*%k away from me!

I've seen drunk people before, but that was like bipolar or something ... I think that's a problem.

Ronnie and Sam, they get in one little fight, and Ron thinks that just because they're in a fight, he's allowed to creep.

The truth will come out! It's gonna blow up in his face. He's like IFF!

She had summer teeth. Some are like this... and some are like that.

[to Vinny] Your eyebrows are so bushy that they collect so much more bacteria than normal eyes would.

Is there any more turkey sandwich?

I've never seen the kitchen this bad. There's hair extensions, there's finger nails, there's like a tuna fish sandwich on the ground. It's like World War III went down last night. It's crazy!

There's nothing like a nice herpe to ruin a party.

Angelina thinks like a guy so she wants to get laid. Vinny is a guy so he wants to get laid.

You have to stay fresh to death.

Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio Quotes

You got to stay fresh. Fresh haircut. Fresh outfit. Fresh tan. Just fresh.

Pauly D

You have to stay fresh to death.

Pauly D