Vinny is gonna take the girl he's in love with. I'm gonna take the girl I'm in love with. You can come, too.

The Situation: So, we have two girls on the burner. We can get the original chicks, which are DTF, or we can get the blond ones.
Pauly D: Ask them if they're DTF though. Don't waste no time today. It's Saturday.

Pauly D: Uncle Nino is an O.G.: An original guido.

Pauly D: I almost seen your cooca!
Snooki: My cooca's out!

How the hell did I wake up and my hair still done?

It's wake-up-the-whole-entire-house TIME!

That's definitely a fake number. Who the hell would call Angelina after that?

Hello, Palace of Love ... CABS ARE HERE!

I need somebody that knows how to take one for the team or entertain a grenade or even decipher the bomb if one comes.

I was nice enough to bring two. At least entertain the chick or something so I can get it in.

Aww yeah, crocodile's gonna eat me, yeah!

That air boat is serious, the propeller is huge... that'll work better than my hair dryer, maybe instead of 25 minutes to do my hair it will only take 10.

Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio Quotes

You got to stay fresh. Fresh haircut. Fresh outfit. Fresh tan. Just fresh.

Pauly D

You have to stay fresh to death.

Pauly D