The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

How do you spell likely?

Aww yeah, last cheer yeah!

Youse are all f*%kin' nuts!!

I'm not going to smash it out with Rocio before I leave. Umm, it's not that kind of chick. I don't need to, I want to get to know her first.

The girls wanna have a threesome with you, that's not an issue.

JWOWW: I'm upset with you because I heard that you called me fake.
Pauly: When did I call you fake?
JWOWW: That's what I heard.
Pauly: From who?!

Vinny: I got juice all over me!
Pauly D: That's what she said.

Seaside's so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

My prediction is somebody needs to carry her (Deena) out of the club tonight.

Ra-ra-ra-Roger that!

Grenade Whistle!

Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio Quotes

You got to stay fresh. Fresh haircut. Fresh outfit. Fresh tan. Just fresh.

Pauly D

You have to stay fresh to death.

Pauly D