Ronnie: I definitely regret breaking my number one rule: Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Sammi: There is no Sam and Ronnie right now. I'm alone. It's not a good feeling.

Ronnie: I'm real, and you're not! F--- you, you crazy bitch!
Sammi: Don't ever talk to me or look at me every again, you f---ing idiot! My biggest regret in my life is you!

It's like, if you're gonna go do that, it's your choice.

Sammi: You're going to bed without me?
Ronnie: Yup. Bitch.

Sammi: So this over?
Ronnie: Yeah.

I think I need my space right now

Sammi: There's things I have said that I'm not proud of, you know that, right?
Ronnie: Can I have a little mustard?

Ronnie: Have you ever hooked up with Sam?
Arvin: No, not like that.
Ronnie: You never made out with Sam?
Arvin: Yeah, we have.

What do you think is going through my head as soon as I find out that the kid is there to meet you?

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