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Ronnie Magro Quotes (Page 3)

Sammi: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Ronnie: This is why I cheated on you in Miami!
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Ronnie: You showed your true colors. You disgust me in so many ways, don't ever talk to me again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: I'm the reason you're still here. I'm the reason you got through Miami. You're the fakest in the house and I'll make you crumble real f*%king quick.
 • Rating: Unrated
Ronnie: What don't I do for Sam? Besides wipe her ass for her and breathe for her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: Everyone's having a good time, everyone's gettin' along in the house. But, once again, one step forward, two step backs.
 • Rating: Unrated
Sammi: Don't you touch anybody.
Ronnie: I didn't touch anybody like that.
Sammi: I saw it, you f*%king idiot.
Ronnie: On who?
Sammi: You.
Ronnie: On who did I touch like that?
Sammi: You tell me, bro. You f*%king did it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: I hope you have a f*%king book for the apology you have to f*%kin' write me in the morning... cry all you f*%kin' want, your tears don't mean s**t to me. Your tears mean d!ck to me, just so you know.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: I don't get an apology... or I'm sorry, not a hug or nothin'... I get a piece a pizza, not a f*%kin' protein shake, you bring me pizza, of all things... REALLY?!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Ronnie: [on JWoww] She sees her ex-boyfriend and then calls her boyfriend, but I'm the dirtbag? Come on, bro ... She's just a shady bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Fake Ronnie: (to Deena) I'm single as they come and if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be here with you.
 • Rating: Unrated

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