Popular Ronnie Magro Quotes
Right away, I know it's Snooki or Jenni. But then I read the letter and see the word 'wisely' and I know Snooki doesn't use that kind of vocabulary.
You want your space, I'll leave you alone.
Angelina smushed Vinny the other night. She's all over Jose tonight. She got game. Can't hate.
Jose is definitely getting played. (pauses) Like a piano.
[on the bed] My children, Pauly's children, Snooki juice.
Ronnie: Angelina cheated on Jose.
Sammi: Ronnie told Jose she was his boo. But then she smashed Vinny. Therefore, if she says she's my friend, that means she's not my friend.
Ronnie: We really need to improve our school system.
Sammi: If I ever were to ever meet him, I would be like 'Hell no.'
Ronnie: You did meet him, and you made out with him.
Mike's definitely a pot stirrer, yes, he likes to cause a lot of problems and then go take a nap after he does it.
Sammi: Why are you with me?
Ronnie: I'm in love with you. Why? I can't help the way I feel.
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like and she says she's the new roommate.
Listen bitch, you don't f*%kin' know me, you're in my f*%kin' house!
Sammi: What would you do if you were me right now?
Ronnie: Look it. I'm here for you. Come here. Look at me.
Sammi: You don't know what I'm going through right now.
Ronnie: I do. Don't tell me I don't ... I'm madly in love with you. I want to be there for you.
Sammi: Why?
Ronnie: Because you're my girlfriend. Really, like, we've come this far. See what happens?
Sammi: Okay.
