Angelina... she's got diarrhea of the mouth.. I was like mind your business ... I gotta deal with Sam, you're gonna have to deal with me.

Sammi: I specifically didn't go out because I was waiting for you at home. Like a bitch.
Ronnie: You are a bitch.

I don't like tests, that's why I didn't go to college... don't test me, 'cause I will fail a majority of the time.

[wasted] I don't hate you because I love you.

[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.

I'm just gonna deny, deny, deny until Angelina says something ... and World War III starts.

I regret that I got caught. I don't regret that I hit the kid, because he had it coming.

That was one punch!

[to Sammi] If I didn't care, then I'd go find another creature outside.

I would send her a picture of my c*ck and a pack of bubble gum and say, chew on this!

Mike's out on the boardwalk with this chick. I don't understand. Schnookers just got punched in the face and we're all heated ... and the Situation's creepin'.

[on sleeping with Sammi] Yeah, we smooshed.

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