I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Your #1 mission is to go out and find the hottest guido and take him home.

A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tanned skin, wears the hottest heals, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it.

If you're not a guido then you can get the f*ck outta my face.

You only learn, you grow, you move on, you have to push through every situation that you're in.

Next thing you know, the grill is legit burnt. Smoke. Like flames.

I didn't even know what was going on in my head ... I'm like 'I'm gonna f*%kin' knock a bitch up!'

Yes, I had sex. Like, hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.

[to JWOWW] I yanked some bitch's hair for you.

Ronnie's in prime creep mode.

No man will ever touch me ever twice like that.

[on Snooki dancing] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.

Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

[on Snooki dancing] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.

Sammi