Whoever wrote me the note, thank you, I appreciate it because I look like a f*%king idiot.

I'm done with it. Done.

Sammi: Was she talking $h!t?
Angelina: Yeah.

Sammi: Who gives a f*%k?
JWoww: What, did you grow some balls all of a sudden?

How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me? I'm basking in it right now.

This is probably the best accomplishment I've had in a long time. To kick the shit out of Jenni.

Ronnie: Angelina cheated on Jose.
Sammi: Ronnie told Jose she was his boo. But then she smashed Vinny. Therefore, if she says she's my friend, that means she's not my friend.
Ronnie: We really need to improve our school system.

Sammi: If I ever were to ever meet him, I would be like 'Hell no.'
Ronnie: You did meet him, and you made out with him.

I like to be with my boyfriend at all times. Do you get that?

Sammi: Why are you with me?
Ronnie: I'm in love with you. Why? I can't help the way I feel.

Mike: I'd like to give a trophy to who did the least in this house. Let's vote right now.
Sammi: I don't give a f**k.

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don't get it.

Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola Quotes

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.

Sammi

[on Snooki dancing] This little shrimp thing is like bopping all around, on the circle and like doing her thing, doing backwards flips with her thong hanging out; her whole crotch is in the air.

Sammi