Vinny Guadagnino Quotes
Vinny: I'm standing here in my skintight briefs. I look like a total tool.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinny: I look like a total tool, the spray tan is freezing cold, but I know that it's gonna be for a good cause, I'm gonna get tanned. Pain is beauty.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinny: Are you fully gay?
Girl: No.
Vinny: Awesome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinny: Snooki wants to have sex with me, meanwhile she gets with a kid the night before .. get the hell outta here.
• Rating: Unrated
Vinny: Dominican girls are hot 'cause they can dance, they can move, they got tans, they got big butts, nice full lips, they got that flavor an Italian guy needs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinny: [on Snook] I care about her too much to let her smash two nights.
• Rating: Unrated
Vinny: Rivoli's... Rivoli's... where you can get canolis.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vinny: We realize that there's no help for them. I thought it was gonna get better, but then you realize they just love to fight with each other, so let 'em go.
• Rating: Unrated
Vinny: Hell has to be just like this.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Gina: You might be able to cuddle, that's about it.
Vinny: I love cuddling. That's my favorite!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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