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Tonight, there is a supermoon. You just take Nora's hand and look up, and let the magic of the supermoon do the rest.
Lydia
Penelope: Mami, what's going on? I thought you and Dr. Berkowitz scattered Papi's ashes in Cuba.
Lydia: Well, that was the plan. But after we got there I, I couldn't do it. It was not the Cuba that I remembered. Everything was still there, but it wasn't home anymore. I guess I wanted to walk back into a photograph, but you never can. Berto wanted his final resting place to be at home, and I realized that wherever we are, is home. Berto belongs with us.
It's just... you know, there's like... sex, right? And then the next thing you know, you're married, and then you get a divorce, and then I'm a single mother struggling to have it all!
Alex
Schneider: If somebody would have told me ten years ago that I'd be sober and with the love of my life, I would have said, hey, bartender, you're not my therapist. I was always too scared to let anyone in. Figured if they saw the real me, they'd head for the hills. Or the ocean, depending on traffic. But you saw me, and you stayed.
Avery: I'm always going to stay. Forever.
RuPaul: Can I get a “Amen” up in here?
Michelle Visage: Amen! Jeff Goldblum, call me!
Raven: “F*** the GOP, get in the G-A-P.”
[RuPaul and Heidi N Closet burst out into laughter]
Heidi N Closet: Now can that be stolen is the question.
Raven: You can have it.
Heidi N Closet: Okay, here we go!
You’re trying to become America’s Next Drag Superstar. Now, I don’t know what’s that like.
Raven
[RuPaul bursts into loud laughing]
Jaida Essence Hall: Look over there!
Jeff Goldblum: Where?!
[Heidi N Closet laughs]
Jeff Goldblum: She keeps fooling me with that “Look over there!” business.
Rachel Bloom: I know. I got a controversial question coming up.
Jeff Goldblum: Ohhhh … controversial question!
Rachel Bloom: Jeff, look over there!
Jeff Goldblum: Hey, where?!
[They all laugh]
Jeff Goldblum: I fall for it every time too.
And I do believe that if we want the same rights as men, we have to be able to accept the same responsibilities!
Betty
Betty: The ERA is in danger, and everyone is too busy fawning over Gloria to listen to me, it's absurd! Are they so blinded by all the hair?
Natalie: So make them listen. You're Betty Friedan, for Christ's sake.
You were right. We don't get to decide how the battle lines are drawn, or how the male press portrays us. I have been thinking about the first time I read The Feminine Mystique. Why should women accept this picture of a half-life, instead of sharing the whole of human destiny? I don't know if I ever told you… your book changed my life. Thank you.
Gloria
We're a political movement, not a sorority.
Gloria