TV Quotes Quotes
Natalie: Betty knows what she's doing.
Gloria: It's just we all agreed on a—
Natalie: Who agreed? You and Bella?
Gloria: We try and work with her but she can be… she has a difficult personality. Maybe you don't see that side of her because you're friends—
Natalie: Oh no, no, Betty is impossible. But without her, there's no NOW, no Women's Political Caucus, no NARAL. We get to do what we do because she risked everything. So before you tell her what she can and cannot do, consider just saying thank you.
There will be no Lavender Menace bullshit here. Lesbians are welcome. Horizontal hostility is not.
Flo
You keep insisting that a woman's place is in the home. But you waltz in around the country decrying us for trying to open career opportunities to women, and this is what I can't stand -- the hypocrisy!
Betty
Alex: 'Sup fam, I was just wondering how the planning is coming for my quince?
Penelope: What the hell are you talking about?
Alex: Oh well, I thought that since Elena had a quince, obviously I would also be getting a party to celebrate my coming of age. This being a house of gender equality and all.
Schneider: I'm sorry I got so worked up about Ruckus. I was such a lonely kid, I would have loved to have a buddy. Anybody.
Avery: Now you have a buddy. Me. And our baby doesn't need a creepy stuffed companion, 'cause they'll have us.
It's okay to be bad at some things. Dare to suck! It's the first step to getting good. And if you love the fashion thing, you have to keep going back, and not be afraid to be bad at it for a while. Because you'll get better. We're all learning. It's a process.
Penelope
Alex: So I figured that if I'm not gonna be great, it's better not to do it, right?
Penelope: No. You gotta keep doing it.
Alex: You already said I could quit.
Penelope: Yeah, that's when I thought you hated it, but now that I know you love it, I expect you to work until you're miserable. You can't be afraid to fail. You think I'm gonna love you any less because you're not perfect?
Alex: I mean, I'd rather not find out.
Penelope: Alex, relax. You only took one class, it's okay not to be perfect.
Alex: Not in this family! I mean everyone here is killing it! And a badass! And a strong independent woman!
Penelope: So what was your plan? You were just going to keep buying clothes until I showed up to a fake graduation looking fantastic?
Alex: I'm not saying it was a good plan, but that was the plan.
Alex: I just need five hundred dollars, okay?!
Penelope: Five hundred dollars?! Why?!
Alex: For once, can't you just give me five hundred dollars without asking any questions?!
Widow Von’Du: Well Heidi, I know that you get a lot of s*** from pretty much everyone about how busted your mug is.
Heidi N Closet: Oh?
Widow Von’Du: So, I felt I should get you a new mug
[She pulls out a mug and everyone laughs]
Widow Von’Du: Try not to crack this one.
Gigi Goode: Crystal, now I know the judges are always saying that your makeup is just … umm … terrible. [Laughs] So, I got you the Season 1 filter, okay? It’s just a towel that you put over the lens of the camera.
[Everyone laughs]
Crystal Methyd: Thank you!
